Mean Machine

Mean Machine 2001

6.5/10

IMDB Rating : 6.5

FD Smart Rating : 6.5

Synopsis : Legendary soccer star Danny Mehan has seen his life go down the tubes, so much so that he's sent to prison for assault. He's recruited to coach a team of guards, but instead puts together a competing team of inmates for a showdown.

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Aruba , Bangladesh , Belize , Bolivia , Chile , Colombia , Costa Rica , Dominican Republic , Ecuador , El Salvador , Guatemala , Honduras , Indonesia , Malaysia , Maldives , Nepal , Nicaragua , Pakistan , Panama , Paraguay , Peru , Philippines , Sri Lanka , Taiwan , Trinidad and Tobago , Uruguay , Venezuela , Vietnam

Directors:

Barry Skolnick

Actors:

David Kelly , David Hemmings , Vinnie Jones , Ralph Brown , Geoff Bell , Robbie Gee , Sally Phillips , Vas Blackwood , Danny Dyer , John Forgeham

Creators:

Tracy Keenan Wynn , Charlie Fletcher , Chris Baker , Andrew Day

Languages:

Spanish , English

Subtitles:

Spanish , English , Indonesian , Simplified Chinese , Traditional Chinese , Malay , Vietnamese

Genres:

Comedy, Crime, Drama

Release Date:

2001

Run Time:

1h39m

Maturity Rating:

Recommended for ages 16 and up

Disgraced ex-England captain (Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan) is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. Whilst in jail, he doesn't recieve any favours because of his celebrity status in the outside world. He is out numbered and many prisoners constantly barrage him with insults for letting down his country in a crucial World Cup game. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. These prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards. The prisoners are lead by Danny and the whole of the prison, guards aside, are behind them. Game on......

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